Land of the free home of the rich
What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.
Welcome. ARM YOURSELVES WITH KNOWLEDGE.
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
The sky is blue due to a phenomenon called Raleigh Scattering.
нawĸe, ι’м a вυѕιneѕѕмan. on occaѕιon, ι ѕнooт people.
i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying
how much you wanna bet it was one of the greek god’s dogs and he’s still livin’ yall be salty.
"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"
"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"
"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"
"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"
"At least you act norm-"
"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"
Friendly reminder: Eating foods that aren’t from your own ethnicity is cultural appropriation so please don’t do it!!
( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) thank u~
is this a real thing
are you being serious
i’ll eat whatever the fuck I want, whether its pad thai or curried goat or wild mushroom risotto or pizza or basmati rice or shanghai dumplings or SJW with white teenager’s burden syndrome
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
*pops super smash bros melee in the gamecube* ok dudes lets play a 4-player 99 stock battle we have nothing to do for the next two hours. *chooses randomly select stage* *hyrule temple is chosen and now i immediately regret everything*
Guardians of the Galaxy poster by Matt Ferguson
This is everything